Cortex Toys Pirate Pong Portable table tennis. Ahoy Mates! Can you play Ping Pong with just one eye?! Grab an eye patch and a sword paddle for an amazing game like no other. With all depth perception thrown overboard, you can make your competitor walk the plank by winning the ultimate game of Pirate Pong. Complete with two sword paddles, two ping pong balls, two eye patches and a fish net- you’ve got everything you need rule the sea. Imported.